Oghale Ewhobor

LoL. So funny

Hahahaha! Number 4,40,41,and 42 got me.

CHILDREN NOWADAYS DON’T EVEN KNOW THAT IN OUR DAYS YOU COULD BE BEATEN FOR ANY OF THE FOLLOWING REASONS:

1. Crying too long after being beaten
2. Not crying after being beaten
3. Crying without being beaten
4. Standing where elders are sitting
5. Sitting while elders are standing
6. Walking around aimlessly where elders are seated
7. Eating food…[Read more]

Hahaha na money ohh

Anything you want to do, you must be on queue even to enter the school. This makes me so much laughing,😄😀🤦

[quote quote=99680]An accident occurred yesterday, 11 persons were injured, 12 died. So the Minister of Health promised to offer N5,000 to the injured and N6million to the dead for their funeral. One of the injured got up and laid where the dead were… One of the dead shouted, “Bros, go back to your place, do not bring confusion here, they have cou…[Read more]

Lol. You got me there.”You get to class as early as 6.30am only to see that all seats have been occupied by bags & books abi dem dey leave am for sch go back house ni?.😂

[quote quote=99684]I JUST LOVE NAIJA SCHOOL..
TO ALL NIGERIAN STUDENTS

*u ask your friends..how far
with reading? They say they
haven’t started…only to get to
the LIBRARY and find out they
have a permanent seat.

* Lecturers will be telling you “buying my handout is not compulsory” but class Rep…let me have the list of those that have bought[Read more]

You got me there. “During exams u will know those who are naturally beautiful because no time for makeup at all”.<img lol

Hahaha.very funny joke

I JUST LOVE NAIJA SCHOOL..
TO ALL NIGERIAN STUDENTS

*u ask your friends..how far
with reading? They say they
haven’t started…only to get to
the LIBRARY and find out they
have a permanent seat.

* Lecturers will be telling you “buying my handout is not compulsory” but class Rep…let me have the list of those that have bought😁😁

* You graduate…[Read more]

[quote quote=99680]An accident occurred yesterday, 11 persons were injured, 12 died. So the Minister of Health promised to offer N5,000 to the injured and N6million to the dead for their funeral. One of the injured got up and laid where the dead were… One of the dead shouted, “Bros, go back to your place, do not bring confusion here, they have cou…[Read more]

An accident occurred yesterday, 11 persons were injured, 12 died. So the Minister of Health promised to offer N5,000 to the injured and N6million to the dead for their funeral. One of the injured got up and laid where the dead were… One of the dead shouted, “Bros, go back to your place, do not bring confusion here, they have counted us…[Read more]

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😄😀 very funny

Feel at home, feel at home na eim dey make visitor spoil remote 🤣😅😂😂😂

😄😄😄

[quote quote=72940]1. I got a dig bick
2. You that read wrong
3. You read that wrong too
4. You checked
5. You smiled
7. You are wandering why you are still reading this
8. You saw that mistake, right?
(On 7)
10. But did you see that I skipped 6?
10. You checked
11. And saw you that I doubled 10 and skipped 9
12. I said “saw you” not you saw…[Read more]

1. I got a dig bick
2. You that read wrong
3. You read that wrong too
4. You checked
5. You smiled
7. You are wandering why you are still reading this
8. You saw that mistake, right?
(On 7)
10. But did you see that I skipped 6?
10. You checked
11. And saw you that I doubled 10 and skipped 9
12. I said “saw you” not you saw
13. I also skipped…[Read more]

[quote quote=60873]Evolution of girls

1980 Love Me, But Don’t Touch Me

1990 Touch Me, But Don’t Kiss Me

2000 Kiss Me, But Don’t do anything else

2005 Do anything, But Don’t tell anyone

2013 Do everything,
otherwise I shall tell everyone that you don’t know anything !!
_ Dunoise[/quote]
The evolution is just revolving at one point…[Read more]