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January 10, 2022 at 6:15 pm #50897
Okoro and his Son Okoro junior were listening to a Radiobrocast, eventually Okoro junior looked at his dad and said,papa;this people are making a very big mistake. Then Okoro asked him”son what is the matter”his son replied saying,”when Mr Obi died, they announced ‘OBITUARY and now Mr Odogu died, they still announced Obituary again instead of ODOGUTUARY.😃
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January 11, 2022 at 9:07 am #51110
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January 11, 2022 at 9:32 am #51119
Lolz,,very funny
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January 11, 2022 at 6:25 pm #51259
Funny
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January 12, 2022 at 12:28 am #51289
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January 12, 2022 at 8:18 am #51436AnonymousInactiveIgbodefender Points: 0Rank: Joke for today
Where do you find a cow with no legs?
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January 12, 2022 at 4:58 pm #51538AnonymousInactiveIgbodefender Points: 0Rank: Joke for today
Good evening all
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January 13, 2022 at 4:18 pm #51802
A 🐄 with no legs u can find it in India
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January 13, 2022 at 4:20 pm #51803
Namashkar bayya.
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January 14, 2022 at 8:16 am #52145
Any jokes for today?
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January 14, 2022 at 9:05 am #52164AnonymousInactiveIgbodefender Points: 0Rank: Joke for today
Hahahaha @Hauwau you failed
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January 14, 2022 at 9:10 am #52169AnonymousInactiveIgbodefender Points: 0Rank: Joke for today
@Hauwau Namaste
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January 14, 2022 at 9:12 am #52170AnonymousInactiveIgbodefender Points: 0Rank: Joke for today
The answer to this: Where do you find a cow with no legs? You can find it right where you left it.
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January 14, 2022 at 9:13 am #52171AnonymousInactiveIgbodefender Points: 0Rank: Joke for today
Good morning all
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January 14, 2022 at 11:08 am #52209
@adams haha😁is proverb right 🙋
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January 14, 2022 at 11:16 am #52211
Ok @adams Namaste, khese ho tum
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January 14, 2022 at 11:52 am #52225
Did he say proverb
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January 14, 2022 at 11:53 am #52227
It can’t be 😁
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January 14, 2022 at 3:06 pm #52253
Define Girls!!
The 1 who
b4 goin out for a party,
facial,
bleach,
waxing,
hair cuting/straighting,
threading,
toning,
scrubing,
moisturhng,
done
&
put on
lipstick,
lipgloss,
lipliner,
perfume,
body toner,
body lotion,
eye liner,
eye shadow,
eye maskara,
foundation,
face powder,
rings,
bracelet,
neckless,
nail paint,
party dress,
Sandle,
Purse and
says: Unfortunately due to time shortage could not complete anything -
January 14, 2022 at 3:10 pm #52255
Define boy!!
The one who b4 goin to party calls his frnd & asks:
“Will you take a bath?”
Frnd reply: Is it your wedding or what?
Boys alwayz rocks -
February 11, 2022 at 12:25 pm #60167
Little Johnny’s new baby brother was screaming up a storm. He asked his mom, “Where’d we get him?”
His mother replied, “He came from heaven, Johnny.”
Johnny says, “WOW! I can see why they threw him out!”
_matt dubois
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February 12, 2022 at 6:40 am #60275
I think is proverb
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February 12, 2022 at 6:42 am #60276
How will it be without no leg
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February 12, 2022 at 5:50 pm #60331
[quote quote=52255]Define boy!!
The one who b4 goin to party calls his frnd & asks:
“Will you take a bath?”
Frnd reply: Is it your wedding or what?
Boys alwayz rocks[/quote] nice one@yamcy -
February 13, 2022 at 12:29 am #60378
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February 13, 2022 at 7:21 am #60413
[quote quote=52253]Define Girls!!
The 1 who
b4 goin out for a party,
facial,
bleach,
waxing,
hair cuting/straighting,
threading,
toning,
scrubing,
moisturhng,
done
&
put on
lipstick,
lipgloss,
lipliner,
perfume,
body toner,
body lotion,
eye liner,
eye shadow,
eye maskara,
foundation,
face powder,
rings,
bracelet,
neckless,
nail paint,
party dress,
Sandle,
Purse and
says: Unfortunately due to time shortage could not complete anything[/quote]all these will make them come late -
February 13, 2022 at 7:22 am #60414
[quote quote=52255]Define boy!!
The one who b4 goin to party calls his frnd & asks:
“Will you take a bath?”
Frnd reply: Is it your wedding or what?
Boys always rocks[/quote]always rock in dirty 😂 -
February 13, 2022 at 7:24 am #60415
[quote quote=60167]Little Johnny’s new baby brother was screaming up a storm. He asked his mom, “Where’d we get him?”
His mother replied, “He came from heaven, Johnny.”
Johnny says, “WOW! I can see why they threw him out!”
_matt dubois[/quote]innocent little johnny believed his mother straight away😃
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February 13, 2022 at 2:41 pm #60459
Hhhhhhhhhhhh
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February 15, 2022 at 3:17 pm #60873
Evolution of girls
1980 Love Me, But Don’t Touch Me
1990 Touch Me, But Don’t Kiss Me
2000 Kiss Me, But Don’t do anything else
2005 Do anything, But Don’t tell anyone
2013 Do everything,
otherwise I shall tell everyone that you don’t know anything !!🙄
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February 24, 2022 at 7:49 am #62267
[quote quote=60873]Evolution of girls
1980 Love Me, But Don’t Touch Me
1990 Touch Me, But Don’t Kiss Me
2000 Kiss Me, But Don’t do anything else
2005 Do anything, But Don’t tell anyone
2013 Do everything,
otherwise I shall tell everyone that you don’t know anything !!🙄
_ Dunoise[/quote]Hahahaha.. that’s funny. But if I may ask, which type of girls are likely to be evolved then in let’s say 2030??😁😁
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March 23, 2022 at 9:32 pm #72921
[quote quote=60873]Evolution of girls
1980 Love Me, But Don’t Touch Me
1990 Touch Me, But Don’t Kiss Me
2000 Kiss Me, But Don’t do anything else
2005 Do anything, But Don’t tell anyone
2013 Do everything,
otherwise I shall tell everyone that you don’t know anything !!
_ Dunoise[/quote]
The evolution is just revolving at one point ever since 1980.
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February 15, 2022 at 5:17 pm #60900
[quote quote=60873]Evolution of girls
1980 Love Me, But Don’t Touch Me
1990 Touch Me, But Don’t Kiss Me
2000 Kiss Me, But Don’t do anything else
2005 Do anything, But Don’t tell anyone
2013 Do everything,
otherwise I shall tell everyone that you don’t know anything !!
_ Dunoise[/quote] hahahahaha very funny joke. -
March 23, 2022 at 7:28 pm #72692
How can I transfer money that is in my mind to my bank account?
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March 23, 2022 at 8:58 pm #72864
[quote quote=72692]How can I transfer money that is in my mind to my bank account?[/quote] lol. Very funny.
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March 23, 2022 at 9:42 pm #72940
1. I got a dig bick
2. You that read wrong
3. You read that wrong too
4. You checked
5. You smiled
7. You are wandering why you are still reading this
8. You saw that mistake, right?
(On 7)
10. But did you see that I skipped 6?
10. You checked
11. And saw you that I doubled 10 and skipped 9
12. I said “saw you” not you saw
13. I also skipped 2
14. You got tricked
15. I’m just wasting your time now keep scrolling to read other jokes !😂🤪😜 -
April 4, 2022 at 3:15 pm #94231
[quote quote=72940]1. I got a dig bick
2. You that read wrong
3. You read that wrong too
4. You checked
5. You smiled
7. You are wandering why you are still reading this
8. You saw that mistake, right?
(On 7)
10. But did you see that I skipped 6?
10. You checked
11. And saw you that I doubled 10 and skipped 9
12. I said “saw you” not you saw
13. I also skipped 2
14. You got tricked
15. I’m just wasting your time now keep scrolling to read other jokes ![/quote]hahaha quite funny. -
April 4, 2022 at 4:23 pm #94350
😄😄😄
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April 4, 2022 at 4:53 pm #94400
Feel at home, feel at home na eim dey make visitor spoil remote 🤣😅😂😂😂
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April 5, 2022 at 3:12 am #95256
😄😀 very funny
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April 7, 2022 at 6:56 am #98603
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April 8, 2022 at 7:40 am #99680
An accident occurred yesterday, 11 persons were injured, 12 died. So the Minister of Health promised to offer N5,000 to the injured and N6million to the dead for their funeral. One of the injured got up and laid where the dead were… One of the dead shouted, “Bros, go back to your place, do not bring confusion here, they have counted us already!
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April 8, 2022 at 7:49 am #99682
[quote quote=99680]An accident occurred yesterday, 11 persons were injured, 12 died. So the Minister of Health promised to offer N5,000 to the injured and N6million to the dead for their funeral. One of the injured got up and laid where the dead were… One of the dead shouted, “Bros, go back to your place, do not bring confusion here, they have counted us already!
[/quote]https://ng.opera.news/ng/en/accident/amp/3f28ea7dc6829c528f39c6f15e09d6ea
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April 8, 2022 at 10:09 am #99768
[quote quote=99680]An accident occurred yesterday, 11 persons were injured, 12 died. So the Minister of Health promised to offer N5,000 to the injured and N6million to the dead for their funeral. One of the injured got up and laid where the dead were… One of the dead shouted, “Bros, go back to your place, do not bring confusion here, they have counted us already!
[/quote] Hahahaha… nice one -
April 8, 2022 at 12:03 pm #99811
Hahaha na money ohh
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April 13, 2022 at 4:13 am #103749
A very funny jokes. Hhhhh
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April 13, 2022 at 12:09 pm #104342
Possible Reasons When A Man Opens a car door for wife
1) The Car Is New.
2) The Wife Is New
3) (Most Imp) She Is Not His Wife.-
April 21, 2022 at 4:05 am #109781
🤭hhhhhhhh
Na true talk oo!
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April 14, 2022 at 7:31 pm #106844
[quote quote=104342]Possible Reasons When A Man Opens a car door for wife
1) The Car Is New.
2) The Wife Is New
3) (Most Imp) She Is Not His Wife.[/quote] Hahahaha. -
April 20, 2022 at 11:20 pm #109720
So many funny jokes here and I love and really enjoyed it
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April 23, 2022 at 9:23 am #110577
TESTIMONY TIME:
My neighbor who studied law to become a BARrister has finally been called to BAR to serve customers beer 🍻😂 -
April 23, 2022 at 10:10 am #110589
Hahaha 😄🤦
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April 25, 2022 at 3:02 pm #111237
SAD END😭😭
The world of cinema is in mourning as the actor Jason Statham, who plays Frank Martin in the film “the transporter” was shot in his home in New York by thieves who broke into his home.
He wanted to stand against them to protect his family but the thugs were right about him.
He was shot 4 bullets one in the head three in the chest 😭
This all happened around 2:18 am in a movie I watched last night.
SAD END🙄🤫
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April 27, 2022 at 3:50 am #111621
My father was married 4 times. Here’s some facts he shared with me about women:
If you’re interested in a girl, see what her mother looks like. That’s how she will turn out after marriage.
When the house is on fire, first she will save her baby, then her jewelry, THEN she will check if you make it alive.
Women have peculiar sentimentality about their kitchen utensils. Do not mess with them.
Sometimes intentionally talking about other women will improve your relationship. USE WITH CAUTION.
When women fight each other, don’t interrupt until one of them has clearly lost.
They don’t really care about romantic places or romantic gifts. They care about romantic YOU. 🤦😄 -
April 30, 2022 at 5:36 pm #112364
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May 1, 2022 at 2:02 pm #112681
It is said that Husband is the head of D family,
But
Remember that wife is D Neck of D family.
& the Neck can turn the Head exactly D way she wants -
May 4, 2022 at 7:50 am #113253
Low DATA, low MONEY, Low BATTERY And no JOB, PLS HELP 🙆😫
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May 10, 2022 at 10:38 am #114683
Green happened to date 7 girls at the same time. He formed the habit of collecting money from them and he has planned each meeting day for each of them. One day,one funny thing happened, Joy went to her boyfriend’s place Green and he was having his bath. He dropped his phone on the table before going to shower. Suddenly his phone rang and Joy called him, ‘Baby! your phone is ringing.’ And he replied, ‘Pls, can you bring it for me?’ As Joy was about taking the phone to him, a name showed on the screen as ‘Mugu 2’. Joy was curious and she decided to dial her number on the phone and her number shows ‘Mugu 6’. Joy was a victim of mugu relationship. LOL,this life no just balance.
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May 10, 2022 at 10:45 am #114686
[quote quote=114683]Green happened to date 7 girls at the same time. He formed the habit of collecting money from them and he has planned each meeting day for each of them. One day,one funny thing happened, Joy went to her boyfriend’s place Green and he was having his bath. He dropped his phone on the table before going to shower. Suddenly his phone rang and Joy called him, ‘Baby! your phone is ringing.’ And he replied, ‘Pls, can you bring it for me?’ As Joy was about taking the phone to him, a name showed on the screen as ‘Mugu 2’. Joy was curious and she decided to dial her number on the phone and her number shows ‘Mugu 6’. Joy was a victim of mugu relationship. LOL,this life no just balance.[/quote] hahahaha! Quite funny.
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May 10, 2022 at 7:48 pm #114784
😁😀😄👌 nice one
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May 18, 2022 at 9:32 am #116617
[quote quote=114683]Green happened to date 7 girls at the same time. He formed the habit of collecting money from them and he has planned each meeting day for each of them. One day,one funny thing happened, Joy went to her boyfriend’s place Green and he was having his bath. He dropped his phone on the table before going to shower. Suddenly his phone rang and Joy called him, ‘Baby! your phone is ringing.’ And he replied, ‘Pls, can you bring it for me?’ As Joy was about taking the phone to him, a name showed on the screen as ‘Mugu 2’. Joy was curious and she decided to dial her number on the phone and her number shows ‘Mugu 6’. Joy was a victim of mugu relationship. LOL,this life no just balance.[/quote] lol “Mugu” relationship. The guy no try
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May 29, 2022 at 6:07 pm #120803
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
*DON’T ASSUME YOUR CHILD IS IGNORANT OF YOUR CODED TALKS O……..👇 CHILDREN ARE WISE NOW* 🙏🙏🙏🙏
*YOU WILL LAUGH TIRED AFTER READING*
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂*A man was communicating with his wife using coded language in the presence of their 10yrs old boy. It’s as follows:👇*
*Husband: Will the election take place tonight?* 🙆
*Wife: No! The opposition Agent in red has arrived at the entrance of the polling unit.🙊 We need to wait first 🤷*
*Husband: How? Then I have to go to another polling unit to cast my vote.🙈*
*The child understood the conversation and said,*
*”Papa, that is electoral malpractice, stay in ur polling unit and wait till the opposition Agent leaves so you can vote._🙈🤔 Besides, it’s been 10yrs since I was elected president, in this house 🙈I need a vice president”.🙆🏼♀🙆🏻♀**laugh away your worries small, Nigeria wahala no go kill us.*🤣🤣🤣
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May 29, 2022 at 8:31 pm #120851
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May 31, 2022 at 6:08 am #120943
My wife sent me a text “YOUR GREAT: so, naturally, I wrote back. :NO YOU’RE GREAT; she’s walking around all happy and smiling. Should I tell her I was just correcting her grammar or leave it? 🤣
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June 1, 2022 at 1:23 am #120963
[quote quote=50897]Okoro and his Son Okoro junior were listening to a Radiobrocast, eventually Okoro junior looked at his dad and said,papa;this people are making a very big mistake. Then Okoro asked him”son what is the matter”his son replied saying,”when Mr Obi died, they announced ‘OBITUARY and now Mr Odogu died, they still announced Obituary again instead of ODOGUTUARY.[/quote]So much funny
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June 1, 2022 at 1:24 am #120964
[quote quote=120943]My wife sent me a text “YOUR GREAT: so, naturally, I wrote back. :NO YOU’RE GREAT; she’s walking around all happy and smiling. Should I tell her I was just correcting her grammar or leave it? [/quote]wow! You are funny though
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June 1, 2022 at 1:27 am #120966
[quote quote=51436]Where do you find a cow with no legs?[/quote]I wonder where
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June 24, 2022 at 10:08 am #122671
[quote quote=120943]My wife sent me a text “YOUR GREAT: so, naturally, I wrote back. :NO YOU’RE GREAT; she’s walking around all happy and smiling. Should I tell her I was just correcting her grammar or leave it? [/quote] lol correct her in a funny way so that you will not spoil her vibes.😃
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June 24, 2022 at 10:27 am #122679
One spelling mistake in a hurry can make life hell..
Husband wrote a romantic message to his wife on his business trip and missed an “e” in the last word…now he is seeking police protection to enter to his own house….
He wrote, “Hi darling, I’m enjoying and experiencing the best time of my life and I wish you were her! -
June 24, 2022 at 10:34 am #122680
[quote quote=122679]One spelling mistake in a hurry can make life hell..
Husband wrote a romantic message to his wife on his business trip and missed an “e” in the last word…now he is seeking police protection to enter to his own house….
He wrote, “Hi darling, I’m enjoying and experiencing the best time of my life and I wish you were her![/quote] chai! See wahala, instead of here, he mistakenly wrote her. -
July 14, 2022 at 8:27 am #123711
I overheard a girl talking to her boy-friend, Initially, I thought she was talking to God because the things she was asking for, Only God can provide them.
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July 14, 2022 at 10:52 am #123719
Very funny 😃
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September 7, 2022 at 4:35 pm #129039
Village boy and his girlfriend
Boy- beb today is my bath day.
Girl- since last year you didn’t bath na today you go bath?
Boy- oh sorry i mean bird day, if you didn’t understand the day that my parents burn me🤣 -
September 9, 2022 at 4:56 pm #129119
Thanks you all
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September 12, 2022 at 11:56 am #129252AbnaGuest
You are welcome
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