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Okoro and his Son Okoro junior were listening to a Radiobrocast, eventually Okoro junior looked at his dad and said,papa;this people are making a very big mistake. Then Okoro asked him”son what is the matter”his son replied saying,”when Mr Obi died, they announced ‘OBITUARY and now Mr Odogu died, they still announced Obituary again instead of ODOGUTUARY.😃
Hahaha @pink very funny joke.
Nice one thank you @pink
Where do you find a cow with no legs?
Good evening all
Hahahaha @Hauwau you failed
@Hauwau Namaste
The answer to this: Where do you find a cow with no legs? You can find it right where you left it.
Good morning all
Define Girls!!
The 1 who
b4 goin out for a party,
facial,
bleach,
waxing,
hair cuting/straighting,
threading,
toning,
scrubing,
moisturhng,
done
&
put on
lipstick,
lipgloss,
lipliner,
perfume,
body toner,
body lotion,
eye liner,
eye shadow,
eye maskara,
foundation,
face powder,
rings,
bracelet,
neckless,
nail paint,
party dress,
Sandle,
Purse and
says: Unfortunately due to time shortage could not complete anything@pink thanks
[quote quote=52253]Define Girls!!
The 1 who
b4 goin out for a party,
facial,
bleach,
waxing,
hair cuting/straighting,
threading,
toning,
scrubing,
moisturhng,
done
&
put on
lipstick,
lipgloss,
lipliner,
perfume,
body toner,
body lotion,
eye liner,
eye shadow,
eye maskara,
foundation,
face powder,
rings,
bracelet,
neckless,
nail paint,
party dress,
Sandle,
Purse and
says: Unfortunately due to time shortage could not complete anything[/quote]all these will make them come lateEvolution of girls
1980 Love Me, But Don’t Touch Me
1990 Touch Me, But Don’t Kiss Me
2000 Kiss Me, But Don’t do anything else
2005 Do anything, But Don’t tell anyone
2013 Do everything,
otherwise I shall tell everyone that you don’t know anything !!🙄
_ Dunoise[quote quote=60873]Evolution of girls
1980 Love Me, But Don’t Touch Me
1990 Touch Me, But Don’t Kiss Me
2000 Kiss Me, But Don’t do anything else
2005 Do anything, But Don’t tell anyone
2013 Do everything,
otherwise I shall tell everyone that you don’t know anything !!🙄
_ Dunoise[/quote]Hahahaha.. that’s funny. But if I may ask, which type of girls are likely to be evolved then in let’s say 2030??😁😁
[quote quote=60873]Evolution of girls
1980 Love Me, But Don’t Touch Me
1990 Touch Me, But Don’t Kiss Me
2000 Kiss Me, But Don’t do anything else
2005 Do anything, But Don’t tell anyone
2013 Do everything,
otherwise I shall tell everyone that you don’t know anything !!
_ Dunoise[/quote]
The evolution is just revolving at one point ever since 1980.
[quote quote=60873]Evolution of girls
1980 Love Me, But Don’t Touch Me
1990 Touch Me, But Don’t Kiss Me
2000 Kiss Me, But Don’t do anything else
2005 Do anything, But Don’t tell anyone
2013 Do everything,
otherwise I shall tell everyone that you don’t know anything !!
_ Dunoise[/quote] hahahahaha very funny joke.1. I got a dig bick
2. You that read wrong
3. You read that wrong too
4. You checked
5. You smiled
7. You are wandering why you are still reading this
8. You saw that mistake, right?
(On 7)
10. But did you see that I skipped 6?
10. You checked
11. And saw you that I doubled 10 and skipped 9
12. I said “saw you” not you saw
13. I also skipped 2
14. You got tricked
15. I’m just wasting your time now keep scrolling to read other jokes !😂🤪😜[quote quote=72940]1. I got a dig bick
2. You that read wrong
3. You read that wrong too
4. You checked
5. You smiled
7. You are wandering why you are still reading this
8. You saw that mistake, right?
(On 7)
10. But did you see that I skipped 6?
10. You checked
11. And saw you that I doubled 10 and skipped 9
12. I said “saw you” not you saw
13. I also skipped 2
14. You got tricked
15. I’m just wasting your time now keep scrolling to read other jokes !
[/quote]hahaha quite funny.An accident occurred yesterday, 11 persons were injured, 12 died. So the Minister of Health promised to offer N5,000 to the injured and N6million to the dead for their funeral. One of the injured got up and laid where the dead were… One of the dead shouted, “Bros, go back to your place, do not bring confusion here, they have counted us already!
😂😂😂🤣😂🤣[quote quote=99680]An accident occurred yesterday, 11 persons were injured, 12 died. So the Minister of Health promised to offer N5,000 to the injured and N6million to the dead for their funeral. One of the injured got up and laid where the dead were… One of the dead shouted, “Bros, go back to your place, do not bring confusion here, they have counted us already!
[/quote]https://ng.opera.news/ng/en/accident/amp/3f28ea7dc6829c528f39c6f15e09d6ea
[quote quote=99680]An accident occurred yesterday, 11 persons were injured, 12 died. So the Minister of Health promised to offer N5,000 to the injured and N6million to the dead for their funeral. One of the injured got up and laid where the dead were… One of the dead shouted, “Bros, go back to your place, do not bring confusion here, they have counted us already!
[/quote] Hahahaha… nice onePossible Reasons When A Man Opens a car door for wife
1) The Car Is New.
2) The Wife Is New
3) (Most Imp) She Is Not His Wife.SAD END😭😭
The world of cinema is in mourning as the actor Jason Statham, who plays Frank Martin in the film “the transporter” was shot in his home in New York by thieves who broke into his home.
He wanted to stand against them to protect his family but the thugs were right about him.
He was shot 4 bullets one in the head three in the chest 😭
This all happened around 2:18 am in a movie I watched last night.
SAD END🙄🤫
My father was married 4 times. Here’s some facts he shared with me about women:
If you’re interested in a girl, see what her mother looks like. That’s how she will turn out after marriage.
When the house is on fire, first she will save her baby, then her jewelry, THEN she will check if you make it alive.
Women have peculiar sentimentality about their kitchen utensils. Do not mess with them.
Sometimes intentionally talking about other women will improve your relationship. USE WITH CAUTION.
When women fight each other, don’t interrupt until one of them has clearly lost.
They don’t really care about romantic places or romantic gifts. They care about romantic YOU. 🤦😄@yamcy that is so funny.
Green happened to date 7 girls at the same time. He formed the habit of collecting money from them and he has planned each meeting day for each of them. One day,one funny thing happened, Joy went to her boyfriend’s place Green and he was having his bath. He dropped his phone on the table before going to shower. Suddenly his phone rang and Joy called him, ‘Baby! your phone is ringing.’ And he replied, ‘Pls, can you bring it for me?’ As Joy was about taking the phone to him, a name showed on the screen as ‘Mugu 2’. Joy was curious and she decided to dial her number on the phone and her number shows ‘Mugu 6’. Joy was a victim of mugu relationship. LOL,this life no just balance.
[quote quote=114683]Green happened to date 7 girls at the same time. He formed the habit of collecting money from them and he has planned each meeting day for each of them. One day,one funny thing happened, Joy went to her boyfriend’s place Green and he was having his bath. He dropped his phone on the table before going to shower. Suddenly his phone rang and Joy called him, ‘Baby! your phone is ringing.’ And he replied, ‘Pls, can you bring it for me?’ As Joy was about taking the phone to him, a name showed on the screen as ‘Mugu 2’. Joy was curious and she decided to dial her number on the phone and her number shows ‘Mugu 6’. Joy was a victim of mugu relationship. LOL,this life no just balance.[/quote] hahahaha! Quite funny.
[quote quote=114683]Green happened to date 7 girls at the same time. He formed the habit of collecting money from them and he has planned each meeting day for each of them. One day,one funny thing happened, Joy went to her boyfriend’s place Green and he was having his bath. He dropped his phone on the table before going to shower. Suddenly his phone rang and Joy called him, ‘Baby! your phone is ringing.’ And he replied, ‘Pls, can you bring it for me?’ As Joy was about taking the phone to him, a name showed on the screen as ‘Mugu 2’. Joy was curious and she decided to dial her number on the phone and her number shows ‘Mugu 6’. Joy was a victim of mugu relationship. LOL,this life no just balance.[/quote] lol “Mugu” relationship. The guy no try
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*DON’T ASSUME YOUR CHILD IS IGNORANT OF YOUR CODED TALKS O……..👇 CHILDREN ARE WISE NOW* 🙏🙏🙏🙏
*YOU WILL LAUGH TIRED AFTER READING*
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂*A man was communicating with his wife using coded language in the presence of their 10yrs old boy. It’s as follows:👇*
*Husband: Will the election take place tonight?* 🙆
*Wife: No! The opposition Agent in red has arrived at the entrance of the polling unit.🙊 We need to wait first 🤷*
*Husband: How? Then I have to go to another polling unit to cast my vote.🙈*
*The child understood the conversation and said,*
*”Papa, that is electoral malpractice, stay in ur polling unit and wait till the opposition Agent leaves so you can vote._🙈🤔 Besides, it’s been 10yrs since I was elected president, in this house 🙈I need a vice president”.🙆🏼♀🙆🏻♀**laugh away your worries small, Nigeria wahala no go kill us.*🤣🤣🤣
@potal This is very funny 😀😀
[quote quote=50897]Okoro and his Son Okoro junior were listening to a Radiobrocast, eventually Okoro junior looked at his dad and said,papa;this people are making a very big mistake. Then Okoro asked him”son what is the matter”his son replied saying,”when Mr Obi died, they announced ‘OBITUARY and now Mr Odogu died, they still announced Obituary again instead of ODOGUTUARY.
[/quote]So much funnyOne spelling mistake in a hurry can make life hell..
Husband wrote a romantic message to his wife on his business trip and missed an “e” in the last word…now he is seeking police protection to enter to his own house….
He wrote, “Hi darling, I’m enjoying and experiencing the best time of my life and I wish you were her![quote quote=122679]One spelling mistake in a hurry can make life hell..
Husband wrote a romantic message to his wife on his business trip and missed an “e” in the last word…now he is seeking police protection to enter to his own house….
He wrote, “Hi darling, I’m enjoying and experiencing the best time of my life and I wish you were her![/quote] chai! See wahala, instead of here, he mistakenly wrote her.I overheard a girl talking to her boy-friend, Initially, I thought she was talking to God because the things she was asking for, Only God can provide them.
😁😁😁Village boy and his girlfriend
Boy- beb today is my bath day.
Girl- since last year you didn’t bath na today you go bath?
Boy- oh sorry i mean bird day, if you didn’t understand the day that my parents burn me🤣@yamcy nice one 😁
You are welcome
[/quote]wow! You are funny though
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