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January 10, 2022 at 7:01 pm #50905
A Nigerian police officer, after inspecting a man’s car papers and finding everything intact, further asked the man, ‘Bros anything for the boys?’
The man replied the police saying ‘nothing o’. The police replied, but your sticker on your car reads ‘I’m a cheerful giver’ the man replied, ‘Forget that one,I just put am there.infact, I am allergic to giving self😃, The police man got angry and told the man to park, you are arrested for deceiving and misleading the general public. Lol
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January 10, 2022 at 10:22 pm #50920
Perfect
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January 10, 2022 at 10:23 pm #50922
Very funny
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January 11, 2022 at 9:03 am #51108
Nice one@pink. I can’t stop laughing. Naija police lol
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January 11, 2022 at 9:35 am #51123
😀😀😀😀
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January 11, 2022 at 12:37 pm #51151
👌 good
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January 11, 2022 at 3:30 pm #51183
Never liked police sha. So, they’re things no dey funny me😒
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January 11, 2022 at 6:23 pm #51256
Is everybody that doesn’t like them
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January 12, 2022 at 12:31 am #51292
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January 12, 2022 at 12:32 am #51293
Very funny
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January 12, 2022 at 12:32 am #51294
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January 12, 2022 at 12:33 am #51295
In fact funny is an understatement is very very funny
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January 12, 2022 at 12:34 am #51296
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January 12, 2022 at 12:35 am #51297
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February 19, 2022 at 8:17 pm #61623
A man fainted outside Mr. Biggs (an eatery). Soon a crowd gathered around him and someone suggested,
“Give him some water, it will help.” Hearing this, the man opened one eye and said, “Commot from here, if na water I no wan drink, I for kukuma go faint for DAM na.😀😀 -
February 19, 2022 at 9:23 pm #61631
Hahaha 😀🤗 nice one👍
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February 19, 2022 at 9:23 pm #61632
I’m 25. My father is 2 times my age. When I’ll be 50, how old is my father?
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February 20, 2022 at 6:10 am #61670
Your father will be 100
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February 20, 2022 at 6:12 am #61671
Pls say the answer if I miss it
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February 20, 2022 at 7:14 am #61681
[quote quote=61632]I’m 25. My father is 2 times my age. When I’ll be 50, how old is my father?[/quote] hahahaha your father will be 75years.
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February 20, 2022 at 7:27 am #61686
[quote quote=61632]I’m 25. My father is 2 times my age. When I’ll be 50, how old is my father?[/quote] very funny joke. I think the age difference is 25, therefore, when you are 50, your father will be 75.
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February 20, 2022 at 7:40 am #61688
[quote quote=61623]A man fainted outside Mr. Biggs (an eatery). Soon a crowd gathered around him and someone suggested,
“Give him some water, it will help.” Hearing this, the man opened one eye and said, “Commot from here, if na water I no wan drink, I for kukuma go faint for DAM na.[/quote] 🤣🤣🤣 abi o .The man refused to drink water, actually, he wanted chicken,rice and drink not water. Very funny.
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February 20, 2022 at 8:30 am #61698
If will be 50 years old, your farther will be at the age of 75 years old, because! From the questions, you and your farther have an age gap of 25 years old. So 50 + 25 = 75 years old. I hope this is correct. 🤗
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February 20, 2022 at 8:36 am #61700
@yamcy who won? The person gets 50 points.
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February 20, 2022 at 8:42 am #61701
If will be 50 years old, your farther will be at the age of 75 years old, because! From the questions, you and your farther have an age gap of 25 years old. So 50 + 25 = 75 years old. I hope this is correct. 🤗
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February 20, 2022 at 11:46 pm #61769
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February 21, 2022 at 7:11 pm #61900
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February 21, 2022 at 7:21 pm #61902
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February 21, 2022 at 10:07 pm #61921
You’re welcome
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February 23, 2022 at 9:04 am #62109
A woman whose husband often came home drunk decided to cure him of the habit. One Halloween night, she put on a devil suit and hid behind a tree to intercept him on the way home. When her husband came by, she jumped out and stood before him with her red horns, long tail, and pitchfork.
“Who are you?” he asked.
“I’m the Devil,” she responded.
“Well, come on home with me,” he said, “I married your sister.”
_ Thomas Beckham
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February 23, 2022 at 9:28 am #62111
Akpos Girlfriend Found out that she was
pregnant. She called Akpos on the phone.
#Girlfriend: Honey i miss my period.
**Akpos: which of the subject?. MATHS OR
ENGLISH?.
#Gf: Honey so you had another girlfriend. I never knew you were a player.
**Akpos: yes,i play for Barcelona.
#Gf: baby i’m not feeling fine.
**Akpos: oh! Sorry,have you taken your drugs?.
#Gf: No, Just send me 500naira Mtn recharge card, plz.
**Akpos: Do you want to recharge your
sickness?.https://www.nairaland.com/1416819/nigeria-jokes-update-ofego
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February 23, 2022 at 11:42 am #62126
[quote quote=62109]A woman whose husband often came home drunk decided to cure him of the habit. One Halloween night, she put on a devil suit and hid behind a tree to intercept him on the way home. When her husband came by, she jumped out and stood before him with her red horns, long tail, and pitchfork.
“Who are you?” he asked.
“I’m the Devil,” she responded.
“Well, come on home with me,” he said, “I married your sister.”
_ Thomas Beckham[/quote] very funny.nice one @yamcy
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February 23, 2022 at 11:54 am #62131
Hahahaha funny joke. Nice one@shecksman
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February 23, 2022 at 12:39 pm #62139
😀😁 very funny@ shecksman
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February 23, 2022 at 12:52 pm #62144
What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?
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February 23, 2022 at 12:55 pm #62146
What’s the difference between a golfer and a skydiver?
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February 24, 2022 at 7:32 am #62264
A black cat passing by the crossroad can stop hundreds of people. What a “RED LIGHT” on traffic signal has failed to do for a long time!!
…….9ja I hail🤣😂🤣 -
February 24, 2022 at 7:38 am #62265
A black CAT🐈 passing by the crossroad can stop hundreds of people. What a RED LIGHT on traffic signal has failed to do for a long time!!🤣😂🤣
……..Naija I hail -
February 24, 2022 at 7:51 am #62268
Can anything be done to change these police men in Nigeria?
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February 24, 2022 at 8:33 am #62127
[quote quote=62111]Akpos Girlfriend Found out that she was
pregnant. She called Akpos on the phone.
#Girlfriend: Honey i miss my period.
**Akpos: which of the subject?. MATHS OR
ENGLISH?.
#Gf: Honey so you had another girlfriend. I never knew you were a player.
**Akpos: yes,i play for Barcelona.
#Gf: baby i’m not feeling fine.
**Akpos: oh! Sorry,have you taken your drugs?.
#Gf: No, Just send me 500naira Mtn recharge card, plz.
**Akpos: Do you want to recharge your
sickness?.https://www.nairaland.com/1416819/nigeria-jokes-update-ofego[/quote] hahahaha. This joke is so funny. Well done.
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February 24, 2022 at 9:07 am #62130
[quote quote=62111]Akpos Girlfriend Found out that she was
pregnant. She called Akpos on the phone.
#Girlfriend: Honey i miss my period.
**Akpos: which of the subject?. MATHS OR
ENGLISH?.
#Gf: Honey so you had another girlfriend. I never knew you were a player.
**Akpos: yes,i play for Barcelona.
#Gf: baby i’m not feeling fine.
**Akpos: oh! Sorry,have you taken your drugs?.
#Gf: No, Just send me 500naira Mtn recharge card, plz.
**Akpos: Do you want to recharge your
sickness?.https://www.nairaland.com/1416819/nigeria-jokes-update-ofego[/quote]lol, this joke is too funny. Well done@shecksman
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February 24, 2022 at 9:42 am #62299
[quote quote=62265]A black CAT
passing by the crossroad can stop hundreds of people. What a RED LIGHT on traffic signal has failed to do for a long time!!
……..Naija I hail[/quote] Na naija things dey happen 😀
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