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    • January 10, 2022 at 7:01 pm #50905
      pink
      Keymaster

      A Nigerian police officer, after inspecting a man’s car papers and finding everything intact, further asked the man, ‘Bros anything for the boys?’

      The man replied the police saying ‘nothing o’. The police replied, but your sticker on your car reads ‘I’m a cheerful giver’ the man replied, ‘Forget that one,I just put am there.infact, I am allergic to giving self😃, The police man got angry and told the man to park, you are arrested for deceiving and misleading the general public. Lol

    • January 10, 2022 at 10:22 pm #50920
      Yamcybab
      Participant

      Perfect

    • January 10, 2022 at 10:23 pm #50922
      Yamcybab
      Participant

      Very funny

    • January 11, 2022 at 9:03 am #51108
      Potal
      Participant

      Nice one@pink. I can’t stop laughing. Naija police lol

    • January 11, 2022 at 9:35 am #51123
      sylviaebs
      Participant

      😀😀😀😀

    • January 11, 2022 at 12:37 pm #51151
      Yamcybab
      Participant

      👌 good

    • January 11, 2022 at 3:30 pm #51183
      Jonimisi
      Participant

      Never liked police sha. So, they’re things no dey funny me😒

    • January 11, 2022 at 6:23 pm #51256
      Pheranmi
      Participant

      Is everybody that doesn’t like them

    • January 12, 2022 at 12:31 am #51292
      Omaonu
      Participant

      @pink this is lovely

    • January 12, 2022 at 12:32 am #51293
      Omaonu
      Participant

      Very funny

    • January 12, 2022 at 12:32 am #51294
      Omaonu
      Participant

      @jonimisi but this one is funny

    • January 12, 2022 at 12:33 am #51295
      Omaonu
      Participant

      In fact funny is an understatement is very very funny

    • January 12, 2022 at 12:34 am #51296
      Omaonu
      Participant

      @pink you are actually doing well in dropping these kind funny things

    • January 12, 2022 at 12:35 am #51297
      Omaonu
      Participant

      @cake also is doing well by dropping comedy videos for us on this platform

    • February 19, 2022 at 8:17 pm #61623
      pink
      Keymaster

      A man fainted outside Mr. Biggs (an eatery). Soon a crowd gathered around him and someone suggested,
      “Give him some water, it will help.” Hearing this, the man opened one eye and said, “Commot from here, if na water I no wan drink, I for kukuma go faint for DAM na.😀😀

    • February 19, 2022 at 9:23 pm #61631
      Yamcybab
      Participant

      Hahaha 😀🤗 nice one👍

    • February 19, 2022 at 9:23 pm #61632
      Yamcybab
      Participant

      I’m 25. My father is 2 times my age. When I’ll be 50, how old is my father?

    • February 20, 2022 at 6:10 am #61670
      Pheranmi
      Participant

      Your father will be 100

    • February 20, 2022 at 6:12 am #61671
      Pheranmi
      Participant

      Pls say the answer if I miss it

    • February 20, 2022 at 7:14 am #61681
      pink
      Keymaster

      [quote quote=61632]I’m 25. My father is 2 times my age. When I’ll be 50, how old is my father?[/quote] hahahaha your father will be 75years.

    • February 20, 2022 at 7:27 am #61686
      Potal
      Participant

      [quote quote=61632]I’m 25. My father is 2 times my age. When I’ll be 50, how old is my father?[/quote] very funny joke. I think the age difference is 25, therefore, when you are 50, your father will be 75.

    • February 20, 2022 at 7:40 am #61688
      Potal
      Participant

      [quote quote=61623]A man fainted outside Mr. Biggs (an eatery). Soon a crowd gathered around him and someone suggested,
      “Give him some water, it will help.” Hearing this, the man opened one eye and said, “Commot from here, if na water I no wan drink, I for kukuma go faint for DAM na.😀😀[/quote] 🤣🤣🤣 abi o .The man refused to drink water, actually, he wanted chicken,rice and drink not water. Very funny.
      Nice one @pink.

    • February 20, 2022 at 8:30 am #61698
      Yamcybab
      Participant

      If will be 50 years old, your farther will be at the age of 75 years old, because! From the questions, you and your farther have an age gap of 25 years old. So 50 + 25 = 75 years old. I hope this is correct. 🤗

    • February 20, 2022 at 8:36 am #61700
      OzoIgboNdu1 of Igbo Defender
      Keymaster

      @yamcy who won? The person gets 50 points.

    • February 20, 2022 at 8:42 am #61701
      Yamcybab
      Participant

      If will be 50 years old, your farther will be at the age of 75 years old, because! From the questions, you and your farther have an age gap of 25 years old. So 50 + 25 = 75 years old. I hope this is correct. 🤗

    • February 20, 2022 at 11:46 pm #61769
      Yamcybab
      Participant

      @ Pink and @potal, your answer is great absolutely right answer.

    • February 21, 2022 at 7:11 pm #61900
      pink
      Keymaster

      [quote quote=61769]@ Pink and @potal, your answer is great absolutely right answer.[/quote]thank you

    • February 21, 2022 at 7:21 pm #61902
      pink
      Keymaster

      [quote quote=61769]@ Pink and @potal, your answer is great absolutely right answer.[/quote]thank you

    • February 21, 2022 at 10:07 pm #61921
      Yamcybab
      Participant

      You’re welcome

    • February 23, 2022 at 9:04 am #62109
      Yamcybab
      Participant

      A woman whose husband often came home drunk decided to cure him of the habit. One Halloween night, she put on a devil suit and hid behind a tree to intercept him on the way home. When her husband came by, she jumped out and stood before him with her red horns, long tail, and pitchfork.

      “Who are you?” he asked.

      “I’m the Devil,” she responded.

      “Well, come on home with me,” he said, “I married your sister.”

      _ Thomas Beckham

    • February 23, 2022 at 9:28 am #62111
      Shecksman
      Participant

      Akpos Girlfriend Found out that she was
      pregnant. She called Akpos on the phone.
      #Girlfriend: Honey i miss my period.
      **Akpos: which of the subject?. MATHS OR
      ENGLISH?.
      #Gf: Honey so you had another girlfriend. I never knew you were a player.
      **Akpos: yes,i play for Barcelona.
      #Gf: baby i’m not feeling fine.
      **Akpos: oh! Sorry,have you taken your drugs?.
      #Gf: No, Just send me 500naira Mtn recharge card, plz.
      **Akpos: Do you want to recharge your
      sickness?.

      https://www.nairaland.com/1416819/nigeria-jokes-update-ofego

    • February 23, 2022 at 11:42 am #62126
      Potal
      Participant

      [quote quote=62109]A woman whose husband often came home drunk decided to cure him of the habit. One Halloween night, she put on a devil suit and hid behind a tree to intercept him on the way home. When her husband came by, she jumped out and stood before him with her red horns, long tail, and pitchfork.

      “Who are you?” he asked.

      “I’m the Devil,” she responded.

      “Well, come on home with me,” he said, “I married your sister.”

      _ Thomas Beckham[/quote] very funny.nice one @yamcy

    • February 23, 2022 at 11:54 am #62131
      Potal
      Participant

      Hahahaha funny joke. Nice one@shecksman

    • February 23, 2022 at 12:39 pm #62139
      Yamcybab
      Participant

      😀😁 very funny@ shecksman

    • February 23, 2022 at 12:52 pm #62144
      Aysha
      Participant

      What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

    • February 23, 2022 at 12:55 pm #62146
      Aysha
      Participant

      What’s the difference between a golfer and a skydiver?

    • February 24, 2022 at 7:32 am #62264
      Shecksman
      Participant

      A black cat passing by the crossroad can stop hundreds of people. What a “RED LIGHT” on traffic signal has failed to do for a long time!!
      …….9ja I hail🤣😂🤣

    • February 24, 2022 at 7:38 am #62265
      Shecksman
      Participant

      A black CAT🐈 passing by the crossroad can stop hundreds of people. What a RED LIGHT on traffic signal has failed to do for a long time!!🤣😂🤣
      ……..Naija I hail

    • February 24, 2022 at 7:51 am #62268
      Jonimisi
      Participant

      Can anything be done to change these police men in Nigeria?

    • February 24, 2022 at 8:33 am #62127
      Potal
      Participant

      [quote quote=62111]Akpos Girlfriend Found out that she was
      pregnant. She called Akpos on the phone.
      #Girlfriend: Honey i miss my period.
      **Akpos: which of the subject?. MATHS OR
      ENGLISH?.
      #Gf: Honey so you had another girlfriend. I never knew you were a player.
      **Akpos: yes,i play for Barcelona.
      #Gf: baby i’m not feeling fine.
      **Akpos: oh! Sorry,have you taken your drugs?.
      #Gf: No, Just send me 500naira Mtn recharge card, plz.
      **Akpos: Do you want to recharge your
      sickness?.

      https://www.nairaland.com/1416819/nigeria-jokes-update-ofego[/quote] hahahaha. This joke is so funny. Well done.

    • February 24, 2022 at 9:07 am #62130
      Potal
      Participant

      [quote quote=62111]Akpos Girlfriend Found out that she was
      pregnant. She called Akpos on the phone.
      #Girlfriend: Honey i miss my period.
      **Akpos: which of the subject?. MATHS OR
      ENGLISH?.
      #Gf: Honey so you had another girlfriend. I never knew you were a player.
      **Akpos: yes,i play for Barcelona.
      #Gf: baby i’m not feeling fine.
      **Akpos: oh! Sorry,have you taken your drugs?.
      #Gf: No, Just send me 500naira Mtn recharge card, plz.
      **Akpos: Do you want to recharge your
      sickness?.

      https://www.nairaland.com/1416819/nigeria-jokes-update-ofego[/quote]lol, this joke is too funny. Well done@shecksman

    • February 24, 2022 at 9:42 am #62299
      pink
      Keymaster

      [quote quote=62265]A black CAT🐈 passing by the crossroad can stop hundreds of people. What a RED LIGHT on traffic signal has failed to do for a long time!!🤣😂🤣
      ……..Naija I hail[/quote] Na naija things dey happen 😀

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