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[pink]

A Nigerian police officer, after inspecting a man’s car papers and finding everything intact, further asked the man, ‘Bros anything for the boys?’

The man replied the police saying ‘nothing o’. The police replied, but your sticker on your car reads ‘I’m a cheerful giver’ the man replied, ‘Forget that one,I just put am there.infact, I am allergic to giving self😃, The police man got angry and told the man to park, you are arrested for deceiving and misleading the general public. Lol

[Yamcybab]

Perfect

[Yamcybab]

Very funny

[Potal]

Nice one@pink. I can’t stop laughing. Naija police lol

[sylviaebs]

😀😀😀😀

[Yamcybab]

👌 good

[Jonimisi]

Never liked police sha. So, they’re things no dey funny me😒

[Pheranmi]

Is everybody that doesn’t like them

[Omaonu]

@pink this is lovely

[Omaonu]

Very funny

[Omaonu]

@jonimisi but this one is funny

[Omaonu]

In fact funny is an understatement is very very funny

[Omaonu]

@pink you are actually doing well in dropping these kind funny things

[Omaonu]

@cake also is doing well by dropping comedy videos for us on this platform

[pink]

A man fainted outside Mr. Biggs (an eatery). Soon a crowd gathered around him and someone suggested,
“Give him some water, it will help.” Hearing this, the man opened one eye and said, “Commot from here, if na water I no wan drink, I for kukuma go faint for DAM na.😀😀

[Yamcybab]

Hahaha 😀🤗 nice one👍

[Yamcybab]

I’m 25. My father is 2 times my age. When I’ll be 50, how old is my father?

[Pheranmi]

Your father will be 100

[Pheranmi]

Pls say the answer if I miss it

[pink]

[quote quote=61632]I’m 25. My father is 2 times my age. When I’ll be 50, how old is my father?[/quote] hahahaha your father will be 75years.

[Potal]

[quote quote=61632]I’m 25. My father is 2 times my age. When I’ll be 50, how old is my father?[/quote] very funny joke. I think the age difference is 25, therefore, when you are 50, your father will be 75.

[Potal]

[quote quote=61623]A man fainted outside Mr. Biggs (an eatery). Soon a crowd gathered around him and someone suggested,
“Give him some water, it will help.” Hearing this, the man opened one eye and said, “Commot from here, if na water I no wan drink, I for kukuma go faint for DAM na.[/quote] 🤣🤣🤣 abi o .The man refused to drink water, actually, he wanted chicken,rice and drink not water. Very funny.
Nice one @pink.

[Yamcybab]

If will be 50 years old, your farther will be at the age of 75 years old, because! From the questions, you and your farther have an age gap of 25 years old. So 50 + 25 = 75 years old. I hope this is correct. 🤗

[OzoIgboNdu1 of Igbo Defender]

@yamcy who won? The person gets 50 points.

[Yamcybab]

If will be 50 years old, your farther will be at the age of 75 years old, because! From the questions, you and your farther have an age gap of 25 years old. So 50 + 25 = 75 years old. I hope this is correct. 🤗

[Yamcybab]

@ Pink and @potal, your answer is great absolutely right answer.

[pink]

[quote quote=61769]@ Pink and @potal, your answer is great absolutely right answer.[/quote]thank you

[pink]

[quote quote=61769]@ Pink and @potal, your answer is great absolutely right answer.[/quote]thank you

[Yamcybab]

You’re welcome

[Yamcybab]

A woman whose husband often came home drunk decided to cure him of the habit. One Halloween night, she put on a devil suit and hid behind a tree to intercept him on the way home. When her husband came by, she jumped out and stood before him with her red horns, long tail, and pitchfork.

“Who are you?” he asked.

“I’m the Devil,” she responded.

“Well, come on home with me,” he said, “I married your sister.”

_ Thomas Beckham

[Shecksman]

Akpos Girlfriend Found out that she was
pregnant. She called Akpos on the phone.
#Girlfriend: Honey i miss my period.
**Akpos: which of the subject?. MATHS OR
ENGLISH?.
#Gf: Honey so you had another girlfriend. I never knew you were a player.
**Akpos: yes,i play for Barcelona.
#Gf: baby i’m not feeling fine.
**Akpos: oh! Sorry,have you taken your drugs?.
#Gf: No, Just send me 500naira Mtn recharge card, plz.
**Akpos: Do you want to recharge your
sickness?.

https://www.nairaland.com/1416819/nigeria-jokes-update-ofego

[Potal]

[quote quote=62109]A woman whose husband often came home drunk decided to cure him of the habit. One Halloween night, she put on a devil suit and hid behind a tree to intercept him on the way home. When her husband came by, she jumped out and stood before him with her red horns, long tail, and pitchfork.

“Who are you?” he asked.

“I’m the Devil,” she responded.

“Well, come on home with me,” he said, “I married your sister.”

_ Thomas Beckham[/quote] very funny.nice one @yamcy

[Potal]

Hahahaha funny joke. Nice one@shecksman

[Yamcybab]

😀😁 very funny@ shecksman

[Aysha]

What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

[Aysha]

What’s the difference between a golfer and a skydiver?

[Shecksman]

A black cat passing by the crossroad can stop hundreds of people. What a “RED LIGHT” on traffic signal has failed to do for a long time!!
…….9ja I hail🤣😂🤣

[Shecksman]

A black CAT🐈 passing by the crossroad can stop hundreds of people. What a RED LIGHT on traffic signal has failed to do for a long time!!🤣😂🤣
……..Naija I hail

[Jonimisi]

Can anything be done to change these police men in Nigeria?

[Potal]

[quote quote=62111]Akpos Girlfriend Found out that she was
pregnant. She called Akpos on the phone.
#Girlfriend: Honey i miss my period.
**Akpos: which of the subject?. MATHS OR
ENGLISH?.
#Gf: Honey so you had another girlfriend. I never knew you were a player.
**Akpos: yes,i play for Barcelona.
#Gf: baby i’m not feeling fine.
**Akpos: oh! Sorry,have you taken your drugs?.
#Gf: No, Just send me 500naira Mtn recharge card, plz.
**Akpos: Do you want to recharge your
sickness?.

https://www.nairaland.com/1416819/nigeria-jokes-update-ofego[/quote] hahahaha. This joke is so funny. Well done.

[Potal]

[quote quote=62111]Akpos Girlfriend Found out that she was
pregnant. She called Akpos on the phone.
#Girlfriend: Honey i miss my period.
**Akpos: which of the subject?. MATHS OR
ENGLISH?.
#Gf: Honey so you had another girlfriend. I never knew you were a player.
**Akpos: yes,i play for Barcelona.
#Gf: baby i’m not feeling fine.
**Akpos: oh! Sorry,have you taken your drugs?.
#Gf: No, Just send me 500naira Mtn recharge card, plz.
**Akpos: Do you want to recharge your
sickness?.

https://www.nairaland.com/1416819/nigeria-jokes-update-ofego[/quote]lol, this joke is too funny. Well done@shecksman

[pink]

[quote quote=62265]A black CAT passing by the crossroad can stop hundreds of people. What a RED LIGHT on traffic signal has failed to do for a long time!!
……..Naija I hail[/quote] Na naija things dey happen 😀

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