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    • #50905
      pink
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      A Nigerian police officer, after inspecting a man’s car papers and finding everything intact, further asked the man, ‘Bros anything for the boys?’

      The man replied the police saying ‘nothing o’. The police replied, but your sticker on your car reads ‘I’m a cheerful giver’ the man replied, ‘Forget that one,I just put am there.infact, I am allergic to giving self😃, The police man got angry and told the man to park, you are arrested for deceiving and misleading the general public. Lol

    • #50920
      Yamcybab
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      Perfect

    • #50922
      Yamcybab
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      Very funny

    • #51108
      Potal
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      Nice one@pink. I can’t stop laughing. Naija police lol

    • #51123
      sylviaebs
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      😀😀😀😀

    • #51151
      Yamcybab
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      👌 good

    • #51183
      Jonimisi
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      Never liked police sha. So, they’re things no dey funny me😒

    • #51256
      Pheranmi
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      Is everybody that doesn’t like them

    • #51292
      Omaonu
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      @pink this is lovely

    • #51293
      Omaonu
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      Very funny

    • #51294
      Omaonu
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      @jonimisi but this one is funny

    • #51295
      Omaonu
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      In fact funny is an understatement is very very funny

    • #51296
      Omaonu
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      @pink you are actually doing well in dropping these kind funny things

    • #51297
      Omaonu
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      @cake also is doing well by dropping comedy videos for us on this platform

    • #61623
      pink
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      A man fainted outside Mr. Biggs (an eatery). Soon a crowd gathered around him and someone suggested,
      “Give him some water, it will help.” Hearing this, the man opened one eye and said, “Commot from here, if na water I no wan drink, I for kukuma go faint for DAM na.😀😀

    • #61631
      Yamcybab
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      Hahaha 😀🤗 nice one👍

    • #61632
      Yamcybab
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      I’m 25. My father is 2 times my age. When I’ll be 50, how old is my father?

    • #61670
      Pheranmi
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      Your father will be 100

    • #61671
      Pheranmi
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      Pls say the answer if I miss it

    • #61681
      pink
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      [quote quote=61632]I’m 25. My father is 2 times my age. When I’ll be 50, how old is my father?[/quote] hahahaha your father will be 75years.

    • #61686
      Potal
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      [quote quote=61632]I’m 25. My father is 2 times my age. When I’ll be 50, how old is my father?[/quote] very funny joke. I think the age difference is 25, therefore, when you are 50, your father will be 75.

    • #61688
      Potal
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      [quote quote=61623]A man fainted outside Mr. Biggs (an eatery). Soon a crowd gathered around him and someone suggested,
      “Give him some water, it will help.” Hearing this, the man opened one eye and said, “Commot from here, if na water I no wan drink, I for kukuma go faint for DAM na.😀😀[/quote] 🤣🤣🤣 abi o .The man refused to drink water, actually, he wanted chicken,rice and drink not water. Very funny.
      Nice one @pink.

    • #61698
      Yamcybab
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      If will be 50 years old, your farther will be at the age of 75 years old, because! From the questions, you and your farther have an age gap of 25 years old. So 50 + 25 = 75 years old. I hope this is correct. 🤗

    • #61700
      OzoIgboNdu1 of Igbo Defender
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      @yamcy who won? The person gets 50 points.

    • #61701
      Yamcybab
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      If will be 50 years old, your farther will be at the age of 75 years old, because! From the questions, you and your farther have an age gap of 25 years old. So 50 + 25 = 75 years old. I hope this is correct. 🤗

    • #61769
      Yamcybab
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      @ Pink and @potal, your answer is great absolutely right answer.

    • #61900
      pink
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      [quote quote=61769]@ Pink and @potal, your answer is great absolutely right answer.[/quote]thank you

    • #61902
      pink
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      [quote quote=61769]@ Pink and @potal, your answer is great absolutely right answer.[/quote]thank you

    • #61921
      Yamcybab
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      You’re welcome

    • #62109
      Yamcybab
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      A woman whose husband often came home drunk decided to cure him of the habit. One Halloween night, she put on a devil suit and hid behind a tree to intercept him on the way home. When her husband came by, she jumped out and stood before him with her red horns, long tail, and pitchfork.

      “Who are you?” he asked.

      “I’m the Devil,” she responded.

      “Well, come on home with me,” he said, “I married your sister.”

      _ Thomas Beckham

    • #62111
      Shecksman
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      Akpos Girlfriend Found out that she was
      pregnant. She called Akpos on the phone.
      #Girlfriend: Honey i miss my period.
      **Akpos: which of the subject?. MATHS OR
      ENGLISH?.
      #Gf: Honey so you had another girlfriend. I never knew you were a player.
      **Akpos: yes,i play for Barcelona.
      #Gf: baby i’m not feeling fine.
      **Akpos: oh! Sorry,have you taken your drugs?.
      #Gf: No, Just send me 500naira Mtn recharge card, plz.
      **Akpos: Do you want to recharge your
      sickness?.

      https://www.nairaland.com/1416819/nigeria-jokes-update-ofego

    • #62126
      Potal
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      [quote quote=62109]A woman whose husband often came home drunk decided to cure him of the habit. One Halloween night, she put on a devil suit and hid behind a tree to intercept him on the way home. When her husband came by, she jumped out and stood before him with her red horns, long tail, and pitchfork.

      “Who are you?” he asked.

      “I’m the Devil,” she responded.

      “Well, come on home with me,” he said, “I married your sister.”

      _ Thomas Beckham[/quote] very funny.nice one @yamcy

    • #62131
      Potal
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      Hahahaha funny joke. Nice one@shecksman

    • #62139
      Yamcybab
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      😀😁 very funny@ shecksman

    • #62144
      Aysha
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      What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

    • #62146
      Aysha
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      What’s the difference between a golfer and a skydiver?

    • #62264
      Shecksman
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      A black cat passing by the crossroad can stop hundreds of people. What a “RED LIGHT” on traffic signal has failed to do for a long time!!
      …….9ja I hail🤣😂🤣

    • #62265
      Shecksman
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      A black CAT🐈 passing by the crossroad can stop hundreds of people. What a RED LIGHT on traffic signal has failed to do for a long time!!🤣😂🤣
      ……..Naija I hail

    • #62268
      Jonimisi
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      Can anything be done to change these police men in Nigeria?

    • #62127
      Potal
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      [quote quote=62111]Akpos Girlfriend Found out that she was
      pregnant. She called Akpos on the phone.
      #Girlfriend: Honey i miss my period.
      **Akpos: which of the subject?. MATHS OR
      ENGLISH?.
      #Gf: Honey so you had another girlfriend. I never knew you were a player.
      **Akpos: yes,i play for Barcelona.
      #Gf: baby i’m not feeling fine.
      **Akpos: oh! Sorry,have you taken your drugs?.
      #Gf: No, Just send me 500naira Mtn recharge card, plz.
      **Akpos: Do you want to recharge your
      sickness?.

      https://www.nairaland.com/1416819/nigeria-jokes-update-ofego[/quote] hahahaha. This joke is so funny. Well done.

    • #62130
      Potal
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      [quote quote=62111]Akpos Girlfriend Found out that she was
      pregnant. She called Akpos on the phone.
      #Girlfriend: Honey i miss my period.
      **Akpos: which of the subject?. MATHS OR
      ENGLISH?.
      #Gf: Honey so you had another girlfriend. I never knew you were a player.
      **Akpos: yes,i play for Barcelona.
      #Gf: baby i’m not feeling fine.
      **Akpos: oh! Sorry,have you taken your drugs?.
      #Gf: No, Just send me 500naira Mtn recharge card, plz.
      **Akpos: Do you want to recharge your
      sickness?.

      https://www.nairaland.com/1416819/nigeria-jokes-update-ofego[/quote]lol, this joke is too funny. Well done@shecksman

    • #62299
      pink
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      [quote quote=62265]A black CAT🐈 passing by the crossroad can stop hundreds of people. What a RED LIGHT on traffic signal has failed to do for a long time!!🤣😂🤣
      ……..Naija I hail[/quote] Na naija things dey happen 😀

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