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    • #50897
      pink
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      Okoro and his Son Okoro junior were listening to a Radiobrocast, eventually Okoro junior looked at his dad and said,papa;this people are making a very big mistake. Then Okoro asked him”son what is the matter”his son replied saying,”when Mr Obi died, they announced ‘OBITUARY and now Mr Odogu died, they still announced Obituary again instead of ODOGUTUARY.😃

    • #51110
      Potal
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      Hahaha @pink very funny joke.

    • #51119
      sylviaebs
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      Lolz,,very funny

    • #51259
      Pheranmi
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      Funny

    • #51289
      Omaonu
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      Nice one thank you @pink

    • #51436
      Anonymous
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      Where do you find a cow with no legs?

    • #51538
      Anonymous
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      Good evening all

    • #51802
      Yamcybab
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      A 🐄 with no legs u can find it in India

    • #51803
      Yamcybab
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      Namashkar bayya.

    • #52145
      sylviaebs
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      Any jokes for today?

    • #52164
      Anonymous
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      Hahahaha @Hauwau you failed

    • #52169
      Anonymous
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      @Hauwau Namaste

    • #52170
      Anonymous
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      The answer to this: Where do you find a cow with no legs? You can find it right where you left it.

    • #52171
      Anonymous
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      Good morning all

    • #52209
      Yamcybab
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      @adams haha😁is proverb right 🙋

    • #52211
      Yamcybab
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      Ok @adams Namaste, khese ho tum

    • #52225
      Pheranmi
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      Did he say proverb

    • #52227
      Pheranmi
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      It can’t be 😁

    • #52253
      Yamcybab
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      Define Girls!!

      The 1 who
      b4 goin out for a party,
      facial,
      bleach,
      waxing,
      hair cuting/straighting,
      threading,
      toning,
      scrubing,
      moisturhng,
      done
      &
      put on
      lipstick,
      lipgloss,
      lipliner,
      perfume,
      body toner,
      body lotion,
      eye liner,
      eye shadow,
      eye maskara,
      foundation,
      face powder,
      rings,
      bracelet,
      neckless,
      nail paint,
      party dress,
      Sandle,
      Purse and
      says: Unfortunately due to time shortage could not complete anything

    • #52255
      Yamcybab
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      Define boy!!

      The one who b4 goin to party calls his frnd & asks:
      “Will you take a bath?”
      Frnd reply: Is it your wedding or what?
      Boys alwayz rocks

    • #60167
      Yamcybab
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      Little Johnny’s new baby brother was screaming up a storm. He asked his mom, “Where’d we get him?”

      His mother replied, “He came from heaven, Johnny.”

      Johnny says, “WOW! I can see why they threw him out!”

      _matt dubois

    • #60275
      Pheranmi
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      I think is proverb

    • #60276
      Pheranmi
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      How will it be without no leg

    • #60331
      pink
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      [quote quote=52255]Define boy!!

      The one who b4 goin to party calls his frnd & asks:
      “Will you take a bath?”
      Frnd reply: Is it your wedding or what?
      Boys alwayz rocks[/quote] nice one@yamcy

    • #60378
      Yamcybab
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      @pink thanks

    • #60413
      Omaonu
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      [quote quote=52253]Define Girls!!

      The 1 who
      b4 goin out for a party,
      facial,
      bleach,
      waxing,
      hair cuting/straighting,
      threading,
      toning,
      scrubing,
      moisturhng,
      done
      &
      put on
      lipstick,
      lipgloss,
      lipliner,
      perfume,
      body toner,
      body lotion,
      eye liner,
      eye shadow,
      eye maskara,
      foundation,
      face powder,
      rings,
      bracelet,
      neckless,
      nail paint,
      party dress,
      Sandle,
      Purse and
      says: Unfortunately due to time shortage could not complete anything[/quote]all these will make them come late

    • #60414
      Omaonu
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      [quote quote=52255]Define boy!!

      The one who b4 goin to party calls his frnd & asks:
      “Will you take a bath?”
      Frnd reply: Is it your wedding or what?
      Boys always rocks[/quote]always rock in dirty 😂

    • #60415
      Omaonu
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      [quote quote=60167]Little Johnny’s new baby brother was screaming up a storm. He asked his mom, “Where’d we get him?”

      His mother replied, “He came from heaven, Johnny.”

      Johnny says, “WOW! I can see why they threw him out!”

      _matt dubois[/quote]innocent little johnny believed his mother straight away😃

    • #60459
      Aysha
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      Hhhhhhhhhhhh

    • #60873
      Yamcybab
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      Evolution of girls

      1980 Love Me, But Don’t Touch Me

      1990 Touch Me, But Don’t Kiss Me

      2000 Kiss Me, But Don’t do anything else

      2005 Do anything, But Don’t tell anyone

      2013 Do everything,
      otherwise I shall tell everyone that you don’t know anything !!🙄
      _ Dunoise

      • #62267
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        [quote quote=60873]Evolution of girls

        1980 Love Me, But Don’t Touch Me

        1990 Touch Me, But Don’t Kiss Me

        2000 Kiss Me, But Don’t do anything else

        2005 Do anything, But Don’t tell anyone

        2013 Do everything,
        otherwise I shall tell everyone that you don’t know anything !!🙄
        _ Dunoise[/quote]

        Hahahaha.. that’s funny. But if I may ask, which type of girls are likely to be evolved then in let’s say 2030??😁😁

      • #72921
        Omaonu
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        [quote quote=60873]Evolution of girls

        1980 Love Me, But Don’t Touch Me

        1990 Touch Me, But Don’t Kiss Me

        2000 Kiss Me, But Don’t do anything else

        2005 Do anything, But Don’t tell anyone

        2013 Do everything,
        otherwise I shall tell everyone that you don’t know anything !!🙄
        _ Dunoise[/quote]
        The evolution is just revolving at one point ever since 1980.

    • #60900
      pink
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      [quote quote=60873]Evolution of girls

      1980 Love Me, But Don’t Touch Me

      1990 Touch Me, But Don’t Kiss Me

      2000 Kiss Me, But Don’t do anything else

      2005 Do anything, But Don’t tell anyone

      2013 Do everything,
      otherwise I shall tell everyone that you don’t know anything !!🙄
      _ Dunoise[/quote] hahahahaha very funny joke.

    • #72692
      Yamcybab
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      How can I transfer money that is in my mind to my bank account?

    • #72864
      pink
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      [quote quote=72692]How can I transfer money that is in my mind to my bank account?[/quote] lol. Very funny.

    • #72940
      Shecksman
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      1. I got a dig bick
      2. You that read wrong
      3. You read that wrong too
      4. You checked
      5. You smiled
      7. You are wandering why you are still reading this
      8. You saw that mistake, right?
      (On 7)
      10. But did you see that I skipped 6?
      10. You checked
      11. And saw you that I doubled 10 and skipped 9
      12. I said “saw you” not you saw
      13. I also skipped 2
      14. You got tricked
      15. I’m just wasting your time now keep scrolling to read other jokes !😂🤪😜

    • #94231
      pink
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      [quote quote=72940]1. I got a dig bick
      2. You that read wrong
      3. You read that wrong too
      4. You checked
      5. You smiled
      7. You are wandering why you are still reading this
      8. You saw that mistake, right?
      (On 7)
      10. But did you see that I skipped 6?
      10. You checked
      11. And saw you that I doubled 10 and skipped 9
      12. I said “saw you” not you saw
      13. I also skipped 2
      14. You got tricked
      15. I’m just wasting your time now keep scrolling to read other jokes !😂🤪😜[/quote]hahaha quite funny.

    • #94350
      sylviaebs
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      😄😄😄

    • #94400
      Shecksman
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      Feel at home, feel at home na eim dey make visitor spoil remote 🤣😅😂😂😂

    • #95256
      Yamcybab
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      😄😀 very funny

    • #98603
      Shecksman
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      1

    • #99680
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      An accident occurred yesterday, 11 persons were injured, 12 died. So the Minister of Health promised to offer N5,000 to the injured and N6million to the dead for their funeral. One of the injured got up and laid where the dead were… One of the dead shouted, “Bros, go back to your place, do not bring confusion here, they have counted us already!
      😂😂😂🤣😂🤣

    • #99682
      OzoIgboNdu1 of Igbo Defender
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      [quote quote=99680]An accident occurred yesterday, 11 persons were injured, 12 died. So the Minister of Health promised to offer N5,000 to the injured and N6million to the dead for their funeral. One of the injured got up and laid where the dead were… One of the dead shouted, “Bros, go back to your place, do not bring confusion here, they have counted us already!
      [/quote]

      https://ng.opera.news/ng/en/accident/amp/3f28ea7dc6829c528f39c6f15e09d6ea

    • #99768
      pink
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      [quote quote=99680]An accident occurred yesterday, 11 persons were injured, 12 died. So the Minister of Health promised to offer N5,000 to the injured and N6million to the dead for their funeral. One of the injured got up and laid where the dead were… One of the dead shouted, “Bros, go back to your place, do not bring confusion here, they have counted us already!
      😂😂😂🤣😂🤣[/quote] Hahahaha… nice one

    • #99811
      Yamcybab
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      Hahaha na money ohh

    • #103749
      Fatima Ibrahim Kani
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      A very funny jokes. Hhhhh

    • #104342
      Yamcybab
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      Possible Reasons When A Man Opens a car door for wife
      1) The Car Is New.
      2) The Wife Is New
      3) (Most Imp) She Is Not His Wife.

    • #106844
      Potal
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      [quote quote=104342]Possible Reasons When A Man Opens a car door for wife
      1) The Car Is New.
      2) The Wife Is New
      3) (Most Imp) She Is Not His Wife.[/quote] Hahahaha.

    • #109720
      Omooba Oyeade
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      So many funny jokes here and I love and really enjoyed it

    • #110577
      Shecksman
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      TESTIMONY TIME:
      My neighbor who studied law to become a BARrister has finally been called to BAR to serve customers beer 🍻😂

    • #110589
      Yamcybab
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      Hahaha 😄🤦

    • #111237
      Shecksman
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      SAD END😭😭

      The world of cinema is in mourning as the actor Jason Statham, who plays Frank Martin in the film “the transporter” was shot in his home in New York by thieves who broke into his home.

      He wanted to stand against them to protect his family but the thugs were right about him.

      He was shot 4 bullets one in the head three in the chest 😭

      This all happened around 2:18 am in a movie I watched last night.

      SAD END🙄🤫

    • #111621
      Yamcybab
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      My father was married 4 times. Here’s some facts he shared with me about women:

      If you’re interested in a girl, see what her mother looks like. That’s how she will turn out after marriage.
      When the house is on fire, first she will save her baby, then her jewelry, THEN she will check if you make it alive.
      Women have peculiar sentimentality about their kitchen utensils. Do not mess with them.
      Sometimes intentionally talking about other women will improve your relationship. USE WITH CAUTION.
      When women fight each other, don’t interrupt until one of them has clearly lost.
      They don’t really care about romantic places or romantic gifts. They care about romantic YOU. 🤦😄

    • #112364
      Potal
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      @yamcy that is so funny.

    • #112681
      Yamcybab
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      It is said that Husband is the head of D family,
      But
      Remember that wife is D Neck of D family.
      & the Neck can turn the Head exactly D way she wants

    • #113253
      Yamcybab
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      Low DATA, low MONEY, Low BATTERY And no JOB, PLS HELP 🙆😫

    • #114683
      Potal
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      Green happened to date 7 girls at the same time. He formed the habit of collecting money from them and he has planned each meeting day for each of them. One day,one funny thing happened, Joy went to her boyfriend’s place Green and he was having his bath. He dropped his phone on the table before going to shower. Suddenly his phone rang and Joy called him, ‘Baby! your phone is ringing.’ And he replied, ‘Pls, can you bring it for me?’ As Joy was about taking the phone to him, a name showed on the screen as ‘Mugu 2’. Joy was curious and she decided to dial her number on the phone and her number shows ‘Mugu 6’. Joy was a victim of mugu relationship. LOL,this life no just balance.

    • #114686
      pink
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      [quote quote=114683]Green happened to date 7 girls at the same time. He formed the habit of collecting money from them and he has planned each meeting day for each of them. One day,one funny thing happened, Joy went to her boyfriend’s place Green and he was having his bath. He dropped his phone on the table before going to shower. Suddenly his phone rang and Joy called him, ‘Baby! your phone is ringing.’ And he replied, ‘Pls, can you bring it for me?’ As Joy was about taking the phone to him, a name showed on the screen as ‘Mugu 2’. Joy was curious and she decided to dial her number on the phone and her number shows ‘Mugu 6’. Joy was a victim of mugu relationship. LOL,this life no just balance.[/quote] hahahaha! Quite funny.

    • #114784
      Yamcybab
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      😁😀😄👌 nice one

    • #116617
      pink
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      [quote quote=114683]Green happened to date 7 girls at the same time. He formed the habit of collecting money from them and he has planned each meeting day for each of them. One day,one funny thing happened, Joy went to her boyfriend’s place Green and he was having his bath. He dropped his phone on the table before going to shower. Suddenly his phone rang and Joy called him, ‘Baby! your phone is ringing.’ And he replied, ‘Pls, can you bring it for me?’ As Joy was about taking the phone to him, a name showed on the screen as ‘Mugu 2’. Joy was curious and she decided to dial her number on the phone and her number shows ‘Mugu 6’. Joy was a victim of mugu relationship. LOL,this life no just balance.[/quote] lol “Mugu” relationship. The guy no try

    • #120803
      Potal
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      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
      *DON’T ASSUME YOUR CHILD IS IGNORANT OF YOUR CODED TALKS O……..👇 CHILDREN ARE WISE NOW* 🙏🙏🙏🙏
      *YOU WILL LAUGH TIRED AFTER READING*
      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

      *A man was communicating with his wife using coded language in the presence of their 10yrs old boy. It’s as follows:👇*

      *Husband: Will the election take place tonight?* 🙆

      *Wife: No! The opposition Agent in red has arrived at the entrance of the polling unit.🙊 We need to wait first 🤷*

      *Husband: How? Then I have to go to another polling unit to cast my vote.🙈*

      *The child understood the conversation and said,*
      *”Papa, that is electoral malpractice, stay in ur polling unit and wait till the opposition Agent leaves so you can vote._🙈🤔 Besides, it’s been 10yrs since I was elected president, in this house 🙈I need a vice president”.🙆🏼‍♀🙆🏻‍♀*

      *laugh away your worries small, Nigeria wahala no go kill us.*🤣🤣🤣

    • #120851
      pink
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      @potal This is very funny 😀😀

    • #120943
      Yamcybab
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      My wife sent me a text “YOUR GREAT: so, naturally, I wrote back. :NO YOU’RE GREAT; she’s walking around all happy and smiling. Should I tell her I was just correcting her grammar or leave it? 🤣

    • #120963
      Ofem Bassey
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      [quote quote=50897]Okoro and his Son Okoro junior were listening to a Radiobrocast, eventually Okoro junior looked at his dad and said,papa;this people are making a very big mistake. Then Okoro asked him”son what is the matter”his son replied saying,”when Mr Obi died, they announced ‘OBITUARY and now Mr Odogu died, they still announced Obituary again instead of ODOGUTUARY.😃[/quote]So much funny

    • #120964
      Ofem Bassey
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      [quote quote=120943]My wife sent me a text “YOUR GREAT: so, naturally, I wrote back. :NO YOU’RE GREAT; she’s walking around all happy and smiling. Should I tell her I was just correcting her grammar or leave it? 🤣[/quote]wow! You are funny though

    • #120966
      Ofem Bassey
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      [quote quote=51436]Where do you find a cow with no legs?[/quote]I wonder where

    • #122671
      Potal
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      [quote quote=120943]My wife sent me a text “YOUR GREAT: so, naturally, I wrote back. :NO YOU’RE GREAT; she’s walking around all happy and smiling. Should I tell her I was just correcting her grammar or leave it? 🤣[/quote] lol correct her in a funny way so that you will not spoil her vibes.😃

    • #122679
      Potal
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      One spelling mistake in a hurry can make life hell..
      Husband wrote a romantic message to his wife on his business trip and missed an “e” in the last word…now he is seeking police protection to enter to his own house….
      He wrote, “Hi darling, I’m enjoying and experiencing the best time of my life and I wish you were her!

    • #122680
      pink
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      [quote quote=122679]One spelling mistake in a hurry can make life hell..
      Husband wrote a romantic message to his wife on his business trip and missed an “e” in the last word…now he is seeking police protection to enter to his own house….
      He wrote, “Hi darling, I’m enjoying and experiencing the best time of my life and I wish you were her![/quote] chai! See wahala, instead of here, he mistakenly wrote her.

    • #123711
      Shecksman
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      I overheard a girl talking to her boy-friend, Initially, I thought she was talking to God because the things she was asking for, Only God can provide them.
      😁😁😁

      • #123719
        Potal
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        Very funny 😃

    • #129039
      Yamcybab
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      Village boy and his girlfriend

      Boy- beb today is my bath day.
      Girl- since last year you didn’t bath na today you go bath?
      Boy- oh sorry i mean bird day, if you didn’t understand the day that my parents burn me🤣

      • #129040
        Potal
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        Lol. So funny

      • #129068
        Abna
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        @yamcy nice one 😁

    • #129119
      Yamcybab
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      Thanks you all

    • #129252
      Abna
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      You are welcome

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